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Episode No: 008

Title: Christmas


When the kids are banned from the network's Christmas party (due to the serving of liquor), the kids have their own reasons for wanting to get in, except Christine, who doesn't really care. Kevin Somers and Jono were hoping to get in to see a naked lady jump out of the cake (until they see how small the cake is). Kevin Schenk and Rodney want to kidnap Santa Claus until he lets them into the party. When both of their plans hit dead ends, all four boys decide to ask Christine what to do. She reluctantly decides to help them in by having them sing carols. Of course, the plan backfires, as they're only allowed to sing on the link set.

Meanwhile, Mr. Dime plans on dressing up as Santa Claus for the network party, but, instead, all he gets from the costume department is a Scrooge costume. When he hears the kids sing, he gives them a present "just like the one [they] gave [him]" -- he splats them each with a pie.

Air date: Unknown

Starring: Ruth Buzzi, Rodney Helal, Les Lye, Jono Gebert, Christine McGlade, Kevin Somers, Kevin Schenk

Writer(s): Geoffrey Darby, Roger Price

Director(s): Geoffrey Darby


Pie: Les, Jono, Kevin Somers, Christine, Kevin Schenk, Rodney