Episode No: 43
Christine has the Book of Etiquette by Amy Vanderbilt that she wants to read out loud to the audience. Before she can start, Ross tells her she can only read "the book written by the producers of this show." Knowing things won't turn out the way she expected, she decides to swap books with Ross in order to maintain her position as host of the show. She randomly chooses a chapter on table manners to read out loud first to see what the producers have to say about it. Of course, everything is written in YCDTOTV style. Lisa shows she has good manners by not interrupting Christine's link. Of course, the link was the introduction to the *opposites*. Near the end of the episode, the guys spit out some sexist jokes to make Christine angry.
- After the credits, Kevin and Alasdair are talking as Moose walks by. Kevin can be heard saying, "...the one's name was Rod, and the other Phil, and they're gonna get married..."
Original Air Date: unknown
US Air Date: February 24, 1984
Starring: Alasdair Gillis, Abby Hagyard, Kevin Kubusheskie, Vanessa Lindores, Les Lye, Christine McGlade, Lisa Ruddy
Writers: Geoffrey Darby, Roger Price
Director: Geoffrey Darby
STAGE POLLUTIONGreen Slime: Christine McGlade
Water: Christine McGlade (2)